Monday, April 30, 2007
Is Theo A Redneck?
I am pretty sure I qualify for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...."
Hang on, here goes.
My mother was married at 16 and had her first child, a daughter at 17.
Her daughter, my sister, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 17.
Her daughter, my grand-niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my great-grand niece ?, had her first child, a daughter today, at 19.
Frankly, we are a bit relieved. We were beginning to think she would never have children (tongue inserted firmly in cheek).
So, you vote. Does this make me a candidate for redneckness?
Posted by: Theophany at 8:28 PM
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I am pretty sure I qualify for one of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if...."
Hang on, here goes.
My mother was married at 16 and had her first child, a daughter at 17.
Her daughter, my sister, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 17.
Her daughter, my grand-niece, had her first child, a daughter, at 16.
Her daughter, my great-grand niece ?, had her first child, a daughter today, at 19.
Frankly, we are a bit relieved. We were beginning to think she would never have children (tongue inserted firmly in cheek).
So, you vote. Does this make me a candidate for redneckness?
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Posted by: Theophany at 8:28 PM
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